s0phiehatter

ankle-beez

Executives were expecting a deluge of pitches after the writers strike, but that didn’t arrive: "If come January and February, it’s still crickets, then we have a problem" — The Hollywood Reporter (@THR)

a two-part meme based on a scene from "the eric andre show". the first part is eric andre shooting hannibal burress, who is sitting on a couch. there's text on eric andre that says "hollywood execs", there's text on the gun he's holding that says "mass layoffs", "cancelations", "unfair pay", "shelving finished products for tax write-offs", and "threatening job security in favor of a.i.", and there's text over hannibal burress that says "hollywood creatives". the second part has hannibal buress dead on the couch, with the text over eric andre now saying "why don't people want to pitch new stuff for us"

awgeezitsthetoiletnator

an interesting take on this from matt braly, creator of amphibia

choppers-pink-hat

Imagine being a business that has managed to get THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF CUSTOMERS IT IS POSSIBLE TO HAVE, and you've managed to make it so this is a bad thing.

jasperjv

You did it. That's late stage capitalism in one sentence.

jinxstinx

soggy-wet-catgirl

bapping you with my soft wittle paws until naught but ash and dust remains

jinxstinx

baffledartistry

yeah, not happening.

featsofdaringdo

badjokesbyjeff

My girlfriend is turning 32 soon…

I’ve told her not to get her hopes up. “After all,” I say, “we’re only going to celebrate it for half a minute” when she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out “This is your thirty-second birthday”

deitiesdesign

JEFF

featsofdaringdo

derinthescarletpescatarian

Saw someone in a youtube comment call GMing "being a platonic service top" and I'm never reading the comments again

derinthescarletpescatarian

#I'd say the focus on obeying a strict set of rules within bounds of a flexible despotism makes it more kantian than pla #*gets pushed inside a locker and suffocates to death*

the-lochmess-monster

peachiime

wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

peachiime

i have trust in the people.

thedemonsurfer

karis-the-feral-sideblog

foldingfittedsheets

Please forgive me, I wrote this dumb joke in my drafts TWO YEARS AGO and I saw it today and cracked up. Seems appropriate since Dracula is everywhere, enjoy my failure to launch vampire romance.

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